Who's Who & What's What
in the World of Lamb Planet

Cast of Characters

Here's the place where the perfectly imperfect and very small can also be powerful. And when you're small, imperfect AND wearing blue pants with cuffs (not to mention a magic plastic bottle cap), there's no telling what kind of adventure is waiting just around the corner.

Lamby | Jonesy | Snout | Ibsen | Mongo Collective
Sara | Peeshew | Shady Characters

Lamby, Wisest & Humblest of All Lambs

A bad day with the dog put Lamby, our hero, into a nightstand. No eyes and a head wound meant surgery until Dad popped in a magic water bottle cap. Lamby woke with things to say and do.

The "humblest of ALL lambs" wears blue cuffed lambpants, and the magic of his cap brings stuffed animals to life. Lamby's story is best expressed in BoLambian Rhapsody.

Here are a few of the lyrics:

"Papa, you took home a Lamb. When you put me on the bed, dumb dog came and ate my head. Blinded with my stuffing gone, and the bad dog chewed a big hole in my face..."

Jonesy, Lamby's Red Chinese Puppy Dragon

This excitable red Chinese puppy dragon is the epitome of determination against all odds - he tries to fly when he physically isn't able.

General thought is that Jonesy is simple, as evidenced by the many knocks to the head from crashes. For boy puppy dragons, development is slow and flight happens much later than the girl puppy dragons, who fly as soon as they hatch.

When it comes to Chinese Puppy Dragons, it's best to go to the source. Read Little Tiger & the Dragon King of Beijing.

Snout, Lamby's Porcine Best Friend

Sinus-challenged, web/computer savvy, very clever, and a perfect foil for Lamby (who calls him "Pig"), Snout (who says "Lamb" with a hard ‘b’) often sits on Dad’s open laptop with a cup of hot coffee. Snout is usually the one in charge. He rarely complains, he guides when he can, and he is chief babysitter, watching over and ensuring the safety of the group.

Snout still has a great deal of fun being the only one capable of understanding the computer, surfing the Web, and reading & writing at a college level. He is responsible for the dozens of pint-sized clones called Mongos.

Dad had ordered Lamby's first two clones after the dog incident, but when Snout placed an online order to the same Amsterdam yarn store, they sent thirty clones by mistake.

Snout's obsession with the World Wide Web is the reason he loves his coffee because the caffeine makes his legs and feet "dance" on the keyboard quickly.

Sara, Lamby's blue Chinese Puppy Dragon

Jonesy's globe-trotting sister is a blue Chinese puppy dragon who flies just fine, thank you very much. She is in Europe with the Pretty Baby family to find stuffed animals to rescue.

She sends postcards, candy and care packages to her baby brother Jonesy, who wants to fly just like his big sister.

Ibsen, Norwegian Sentry Monkey

Little was known about the snow monkeys of Norway until the website for Lambpants Stuffed Animal Rescue went live and Ibsen arrived at the headquarters. As big as he is rare, Ibsen's long arms and legs, plus his wide hands and feet, make for a perfect Mongo corral and puppy dragon catcher. Two button eyes sit in a creamy corduroy face that’s gentle, wise and patient.

He doesn't speak, but he does communicate through sign language.

The Mongo Collective, Lamby's Dutch Clones

After Lamby's accident with the family dog, Dad had ordered two identical lamb clones from a wool store in the Netherlands fearing parts would be needed for emergency surgery. A magic plastic bottle cap prevents the 'harvesting', as Lamby puts it, bringing to life all stuffed animals within its magic sphere. Lamby names his identical (but slightly smaller) lamb clones Mongos. More are added to the group when, instead of yarn, that same online Amsterdam wool store sends thirty identical lamb clones by accident.

Thought to be all boys, Lamby names the rest ‘Mongos’ when his magic eye-cap brings them to life. Though they are adorable, they are a bit creepy and more than prone to mischief. Of course, returning them isn't an option, but Dad begins the adoption process when problems start.

Most of the time, Mongos behave like little lamb shadows, shifting the cute-to-creepiness ratio more toward the latter. It is soon discovered that the collective contains both boy lamb clones as well as girls, who are called MANGOS.

The "Shady" Characters

These characters aren't necessarily what Lamby thinks they are; in fact, the Lambpants gang is going to learn many lessons about prejudice.

• Lawn Gnomes (Kmart and otherwise)
• Choppa Choppas
• Bubble Fairies

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